noahschusterbauer at gmail dot com new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 10, interval: 6000, width: 250, height: 200, theme: { shell: { background: '#d0d1d4', color: '#050505' }, tweets: { background: '#ffffff', color: '#0d0d0d', links: '#0735eb' } }, features: { scrollbar: true, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('schusterbauer').start(); Tumblr (3.0; @metaphysicalhangover)http://metaphysicalhangover.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gBWXSGascMc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Simpler times</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/14983427032http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/14983427032Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:30:44 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-56CNh5S7GU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strike>Simpler</strike> Spookier times.</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/12165006543http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/12165006543Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:24:24 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KutXyPEEbQs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strike>Simpler</strike> Spookier times.</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/12159331888http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/12159331888Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:28:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltov7wxo8o1qz86d8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ride or die</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11958619547http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11958619547Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:52:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn639IfqO1qz86d8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t stop, won’t stop.</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11921664015http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11921664015Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:52:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsk23yUARV1qz9v0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11906456891http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11906456891Tue, 25 Oct 2011 09:17:34 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5YzkYPsoh34?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Simpler times</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11618231950http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11618231950Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:18:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszs8rVqZV1qc03w5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11416956398http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11416956398Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:49:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsuwbdLn2R1qa42jro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/11314621963">terrysdiary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me as David Cross… David Cross as Me.</p> </blockquote>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11314835084http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11314835084Tue, 11 Oct 2011 08:54:23 -0400peopleterrydavid cross<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstmezHkX91qz86d8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After an hour of hood biking, a beer oasis. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11247633196http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/11247633196Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:56:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8su2RO2A1qm9rypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://siphotos.tumblr.com/post/10770449661">siphotos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>North Carolina’s Michael Jordan grooves to music and dances with an umbrella during a November 1983 SI photo shoot. (Lane Stewart/SI)</p> <p><strong>GALLERY</strong>: <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/content.1.html">Michael Jordan: The College Years</a><strong><br/>SI VAULT:</strong> <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1121524/index.htm">Jordan, Perkins are best one-two punch in college hoops (11/28/83)</a></p> </blockquote>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10813055413http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10813055413Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:21:31 -0400College Basketball,North Carolina Tar Heels,1983,Michael JordanBasketball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls6otz7c431qz86d8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Come at me, Brosephine!</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10726571871http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10726571871Tue, 27 Sep 2011 09:44:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls4t7feerW1qz86d8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Beard science</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10685940482http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10685940482Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:23:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrz2wlkSfj1qz86d8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ritual</p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10553365289http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10553365289Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:07:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmkvnq8b61qz82ojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10280619500http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10280619500Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:12:46 -0400<p><a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/10166017996">iheartchaos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrg08bmOt51qzozj1.jpg"/></p> <p>If you were a kid in the 80s, you’re definitely familiar with Garbage Pail Kids. I think I collected every single annual series for about 8 years and then started to just get them periodically after that. They were gorgeous, disgusting and hilarious and I’m damn proud to have been the exact target demographic when they debuted in 1985. If you don’t remember Garbage Pail Kids, I feel sorry for you. </p> <p><a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/10166017996">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10167761838http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/10167761838Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:13:38 -0400artretrogarbage pail kids1980si heart stuff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqux3t7mC01qz86d8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Is this the shirt they’re supposed to think is a Gordon Gartrell?</em></p>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9673022026http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9673022026Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:38:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpkztZTFY1qz4gevo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpkztZTFY1qz4gevo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://parislemon.com/post/9558558373">parislemon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Apple’s vision for the future of computing versus Microsoft’s vision for the future of computing.</p> <p>Any questions?</p> </blockquote>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9587389872http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9587389872Tue, 30 Aug 2011 10:41:53 -0400techapplemicrosoft<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb5dyh3jr1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/9538881589">iheartchaos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Caution: Major Spoiler ahead</strong></p> <p><em><br/></em></p> </blockquote>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9547099045http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9547099045Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:29:53 -0400spoilersihc pic of the daymilitary<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgaryBOcN1qexcveo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9376306714http://metaphysicalhangover.com/post/9376306714Thu, 25 Aug 2011 11:28:00 -0400